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Cannonball Costume

by admin on February 3, 2010

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Finally become a pirate!?

Harry goes to his twentieth high school reunion, and sees an old friend. The guy has on a three-corner hat, he has a peg leg, a hook on his right hand, and a patch over his left eye.

Harry says, "This is a reunion, not a costume party. What's up?"

The guys, "I always said I wanted to be a pirate, and now I am."

Harry says, "What happened to your leg"

The guy says, " My first day on board ship, a cannonball blew off my left leg, so they gave me a peg leg."

Harry says, "How'd you wind up with a hook?"

The guy says, "The second day, I got my right hand sliced off in a saber fight, so they gave me a hook."

Harry says, "How'd you wind up with a patch over your eye?"

The guy says, "A bunch of seagulls were flying over us. I looked up, and one of them sh*t in my right eye."

Harry says, "A little bird sh*t shouldn't cause you to lose an eye."

The guy says, "It was my first day with the hook."

nothing like a good joke to brighten your day.

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